*Looks at Tart* Um…
Well, Tart, it took some time (and a bit of prodding from Hermitcrabthenian) to be able to tell you this, so I guess I should just say it now.
Tart… *Deep inhale*
I THINK YOU’RE SWEET
YOU’RE THE NICEST BLENDER I’VE EVER MET
I REALLY LIKE YOU
Uh, did I say that out loud?
Ya…ya like me? Like, like me, like me?
*receives nervous nod*
Well…I like you too!!! I…
I’ve had da biggest crush on you ever since I talked t’ya in Silent Hill, and ya tried on dat mustache (not the creepy one dat hit on the lounge singer) and ya looked so…well, anyway, it made me realize dat even wit’out the mustache, yer the classiest, kindest, intell’gentest, handsomest guy I evah met, an’ who cares ‘f you’re a snail an’ I’m a blender, we can make it work, right?
*realizes what she just said, and backs away a little*
*she would be looking down embarassedly, but she’s a blender*